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SpeechSpeech Prompts: ImprovHumorous: Look at that baby's head.Serious: This day could not get any worse. Humorous: I'm entering this in the art show- what do you think? Humorous: Oh, no, not the mustard! Serious: I wish I had never said it. Humorous: Help me- I have to write my own version of the Three Little Pigs! Humorous: Mom said to finish feeding the baby. Serious: I can't believe we lost the game. Humorous: I tried to make my own outfit for the school dance- just look at this mess!! Humorous: Did you hear what happened in PE class this morning? Serious: I'm not eligible to play ball this week. Humorous: Let's try to fix the computer so I can get my paper done. Humorous: Just pour the milk into this bowl. Serious: I knew this would happen. Humorous: How do you plan to redecorate your bedroom? Humorous: But I thought you said today was pajama day. Serious: Some friend you are. Humorous: There is something green and slimy dripping out of your freezer. Humorous: It's your turn to walk Fido. Serious: My Dad just lost his job. Humorous: My little sister just ruined my night! Humorous: Was that a clown I just saw you with? Serious: I can't give you the answers to the test. Humorous: I'm a great cook- come see what I made. Humorous: Look at this computer screen. Serious: Why can't you go on the class trip? Humorous: But officer, I'm due on stage in ten minutes. Humorous: No, Mr. Principal, I wasn't throwing food. Serious: I never thought he would do it. Humorous: I told you chocolate pudding wouldn't work. Humorous: Isn't that your Mom who's singing off key? Serious: I asked you not to tell anyone. Humorous: You know, a funny thing happened to my term paper. Humorous: Is this seat taken? Serious: I wish I were popular. Humorous: I thought only knights wore armor. Humorous: Did that lamp just move? Serious: So what do we do now? Humorous: You can't park that elephant here. Humorous: Now you just set the ball on this little tee. Serious: I'll never make it. I know I won't. Humorous: Wow! Look at these headlines. Humorous: Hush, the teacher is coming over. Serious: I wish I had never said it. Humorous: This popcorn is where? Humorous: Karaoke is not my idea of fun. Serious: Can't you talk about it? Humorous: Wasn't that your dog in the elevator? Humorous: Grandma could teach you how to dance. Serious: Are you sure we should be doing this? Humorous: My locker has been stolen! Humorous: I lost my teddy bear. Serious: Please forgive me. Humorous: I'm thinking of taking up water ballet. Humorous: Isn't that your little brother out on that ledge? Serious: What if I change my mind? Humorous: I didn't know you could do that with chocolate. Humorous: When was the last time you cleaned out your locker? Serious: I'm sorry but I just can't do this. Humorous: Do you think the teacher will believe what happened to my homework? Humorous: How do I look in my new outfit? Did you mean that? Maple syrup is for pancakes and waffles. Serious: Don't you think you should tell someone? Humorous: I'm not kidding. I'm really Abe Lincoln Humorous: You left your homework where? Serious: Let's quit. I've had enough. Humorous: All I need is one egg and two gallons of ice cream. Humorous: No, I don't want to be the Little Mermaid again for Halloween. Serious: Nobody likes me. Humorous: I never knew Siberia was this cold. Humorous: What is that on your face? Serious: Do you realize how that makes me feel? Humorous: This isn't a flying saucer. . .it's a Ford. Humorous: What is this in my Cracker Jack Box? Serious: What if we get in trouble? Humorous: C'mon you're a genie; you have to grant me three wishes. Humorous: Help me, this faucet won't shut off! Serious: This is the last time I'm telling you. Humorous: I'm telling you it won't work. Humorous: But, Officer, I wasn't speeding. Serious: Tell me that again. It won't work. Humorous: How did you get locked in the principals office? Humorous: I don't think that was made to fit up your nose. Serious: This was my last chance and I blew it. Humorous: I just heard it on TV.. Humorous: Oh no! I broke it! Serious: It's not my fault! Humorous: What did you say when your Mom brought that home? Humorous: Is that what you are going to wear? Serious: I can't believe he said that. Humorous: Did you ever feel like you needed a good scream? Humorous: I have never been so embarrassed. Serious: But, coach, I know I can do it. Humorous: Did you see that lady's baby? Humorous: I have never seen such an ugly hat. Serious: You won't believe what my mom did this morning. Humorous: Did you hear what Sally did in PE today? Humorous: The last time I saw him he was blond. Serious: Some friend you are. Humorous: If you don't mind, it won't matter. Humorous: It's your turn to babysit the Heller's. Serious: Are you nervous? Humorous: Cucumbers, I need cucumbers. Humorous: Are you really wearing that to the dance? Serious: Why do we have to fight all the time? Humorous: Why is ravioli in Fido's bowl? Humorous: I can't shut the water off. Serious: You won't be playing. Humorous: Honey, we just had triplets. Humorous: Our furnace just quit, and it's 20 degrees below zero. Serious: Did you hear what I heard? Humorous: This isn't sugar, it's salt. Humorous: Mary had a little what? Serious: Why don't you just admit it? Humorous: You flushed what? Humorous: Goldilocks? She's here? Serious: I tried everything I could to stop him. Humorous: How did the cat get in the dryer? Humorous: Where did you hide that water balloon? Serious: I was hoping you wouldn't see that. Humorous: We haven't fixed the hole in the floor yet. Humorous: Don't answer the phone. Serious: Are you feeling any better today? Humorous: I can't believe you said that. Humorous: Two bucks? That's all? Serious: Calm down and tell me all about it. Humorous: Use the force, Luke. Humorous: I've got it under control. Serious: Who cares if it's bad for me? Humorous: I just saw the tooth fairy. Humorous: There is something rather strange in your locker. Serious: I've given you my reasons, please try to understand. Humorous: Why is the clown crying? Humorous: Where is the remote? Serious: This is really stupid. Humorous: That bull is looking right at us. Humorous: Please tell me it isn't permanent. Serious: How are you this morning? Humorous: Noah, where are the water buffalo? Humorous: Do you think the teacher will believe what happened to my homework? Serious: don't ask me that again. Humorous: President Clinton is at the door. Humorous: How did you get locked in the Principal's office? Serious: Can't you just try? Humorous: Do we have to do the whole exercise? Humorous: What's that smell? Serious: You're going nowhere fast. Humorous: DoeDoe? You called me a DoeDoe? Humorous: It cost how much? Serious: I've got something to tell you. Humorous: Pick it up! You dropped it! Humorous: Oh, does it hurt? Serious: What did your dad say when he found out? Humorous: I can't swim. Humorous: I didn't know you could do that with chocolate Serious: Someone is going to find out sooner or later Humorous: Move over, that's mine. Humorous: Bring in the clown. Serious: Even when you're gone, we can still be friends. Humorous: I didn't think anybody could jump that high. Humorous: The preacher is watching us. Serious: Somebody needs to do something about it. Humorous: Would you give me a break? Humorous: I'll lock them up in the dungeon. Serious: Some friend you are. Humorous: Move it, Bubba! Humorous: Opera? But you don't even sing. Serious: Now the paper is finished. Humorous: Really officer, I'm innocent. Humorous: You are never going to believe what just happened! Serious: The electricity is off. Humorous: Where do you buy your clothes? |
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