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 Speech Prompts: ImprovHumorous: Where is your hat?Serious: My nose is bleeding. Humorous: My hair is falling out! Humorous: Order lunch. Serious: My chair is broken. Humorous: Where is your pillow? Humorous: My pen exploded. Serious: Who cut a hole in the newspaper? Humorous: I lost my shoe. Humorous: What is on this popcorn? Serious: Did you take a message? Humorous: My gym clothes are dirty. Humorous: These aren't my jeans Serious: I cut my finger. Humorous: Crunch, where are my glasses? Humorous: The printer is going crazy! Serious: Our money is missing. Humorous: I can't shut the water off. Humorous: A fly is in your soup. Serious: Dad lost his job. Humorous: My foot is stuck. Humorous: Don't open that door. Serious: You have a detention. Humorous: We have eleven new puppies. Humorous: Where is my gerbil? Serious: And you said you were my friend. Humorous: She sure looks like Mr. Spock. Humorous: Mikey likes it. Serious: I never thought he would do it. Humorous: My toe is stuck. Humorous: Really officer, I couldn't be driving that fast. Serious: Can you keep a secret? Humorous: Right now I wish I had taken swimming lessons. Humorous: You put the cat where? Serious: What's wrong with Mom? Humorous: This floor is slick. Humorous: Just close your eyes. Serious: So what do we do now? Humorous: So, I'm not Tiger Woods; at least I hit the ball. Humorous: I never heard of polka-a-dot M&M's. Serious: I'll never make it. I know I won't. Humorous: Cool! A real tornado. Humorous: He is gorgeous! Serious: Why do we have to keep talking about that. Humorous: Grandma is tap dancing again. Humorous: Who's in charge around here? Serious: I trusted you, and you let me down. Humorous: May I help you, please? Humorous: So, what came in the mail today? Serious: How can you say that? Humorous: This isn't a flying saucer…it's a Ford. Humorous: Who did you say your coach was? Serious: I'm so depressed about it. Humorous: Stop it! That's cold. Humorous: Don't touch that dial. Serious: Why are you always doing this to me? Humorous: How do you spell IESA? Humorous: Ok, now back up very slowly. Serious: I don't want to talk about it. Humorous: You look ridiculous in that. Humorous: What do you want to do? Serious: Don't you think you should tell someone? Humorous: I'm not kidding. I'm really Abe Lincoln Humorous: I've been called to the principal's office. Serious: Be quiet they can hear us. Humorous: I'm not gonna eat that. Humorous: You shaved the cat?! Serious: What if we get in trouble? Humorous: I never knew Siberia was this cold. Humorous: The lab is locked. Serious: Somebody is going to find out sooner or later. Humorous: Can I borrow your drum set? Humorous: But, I just saw your glasses at lunch? Serious: What if we get in trouble? Humorous: I don't want to do it. I feel so dumb. Humorous: I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Serious: This is the last time I promise. Humorous: You'll never guess what happened. Humorous: What is that old man doing? Serious: You've got to stop that. They'll find out. Humorous: The science teacher says dolphins are smarter than you. Humorous: I'm here to apply for the job. Serious: This was my last chance and I blew it. Humorous: I'm thinking of taking up Sumo wrestling. Humorous: I thought the test was tomorrow. Serious: I didn't touch that VCR. Humorous: Are those your best earrings. Humorous: Is that what you are going to wear? Serious: I can't believe he said that. Humorous: Did you ever feel like you needed a good scream? Humorous: I have never been so embarrassed. Serious: But, coach, I know I can do it. Humorous: Did you see that lady's baby? Humorous: I have never seen such an ugly hat. Serious: You won't believe what my mom did this morning. Humorous: Did you hear what Sally did in PE today? Humorous: The last time I saw him he was blond. Serious: Some friend you are. Humorous: If you don't mind, it won't matter. Humorous: It's your turn to babysit the Heller's. Serious: Are you nervous? Humorous: Cucumbers, I need cucumbers. Humorous: Are you really wearing that to the dance? Serious: Why do we have to fight all the time? Humorous: Why is ravioli in Fido's bowl? Humorous: I can't shut the water off. Serious: You won't be playing. Humorous: Honey, we just had triplets. Humorous: Our furnace just quit, and it's 20 degrees below zero. Serious: Did you hear what I heard? Humorous: This isn't sugar, it's salt. Humorous: Mary had a little what? Serious: Why don't you just admit it? Humorous: You flushed what? Humorous: Goldilocks? She's here? Serious: I tried everything I could to stop him. Humorous: How did the cat get in the dryer? Humorous: Where did you hide that water balloon? Serious: I was hoping you wouldn't see that. Humorous: We haven't fixed the hole in the floor yet. Humorous: Don't answer the phone. Serious: Are you feeling any better today? Humorous: I can't believe you said that. Humorous: Two bucks? That's all? Serious: Calm down and tell me all about it. Humorous: Use the force, Luke. Humorous: I've got it under control. Serious: Who cares if it's bad for me? Humorous: I just saw the tooth fairy. Humorous: There is something rather strange in your locker. Serious: I've given you my reasons, please try to understand. Humorous: Why is the clown crying? Humorous: Where is the remote? Serious: This is really stupid. Humorous: That bull is looking right at us. Humorous: Please tell me it isn't permanent. Serious: How are you this morning? Humorous: Noah, where are the water buffalo? Humorous: Do you think the teacher will believe what happened to my homework? Serious: don't ask me that again. Humorous: President Clinton is at the door. Humorous: How did you get locked in the Principal's office? Serious: Can't you just try? Humorous: Do we have to do the whole exercise? Humorous: What's that smell? Serious: You're going nowhere fast. Humorous: DoeDoe? You called me a DoeDoe? Humorous: It cost how much? Serious: I've got something to tell you. Humorous: Pick it up! You dropped it! Humorous: Oh, does it hurt? Serious: What did your dad say when he found out? Humorous: I can't swim. Humorous: I didn't know you could do that with chocolate Serious: Someone is going to find out sooner or later Humorous: Move over, that's mine. Humorous: Bring in the clown. Serious: Even when you're gone, we can still be friends. Humorous: I didn't think anybody could jump that high. Humorous: The preacher is watching us. Serious: Somebody needs to do something about it. Humorous: Would you give me a break? Humorous: I'll lock them up in the dungeon. Serious: Some friend you are. Humorous: Move it, Bubba! Humorous: Opera? But you don't even sing. Serious: Now the paper is finished. Humorous: Really officer, I'm innocent. Humorous: You are never going to believe what just happened! Serious: The electricity is off. Humorous: Where do you buy your clothes?
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